Kealba Hotel

Very bad
just want to get money into the pockets and when winning the scam for ways to pay off. A place fraud

Who has a Big Buck shoot em up with riffles game right outside a glass children's play area? Along with the total inappropriateness of children watching someone kill animals it had a scantily clad woman posing all over it!!! Total and utterly disgusted. When not in use kids just play with the guns REALLY!!!!!!!

Highly disappointed. Have been attending this bistro for almost 9 years now and have enjoyed the food and atmosphere, but no matter which day I call lately or what time I called they have told me they have nothing available at any time and can not make my booking. I have rang on 5 seperate occasions to this response. I would not recommend their customer loyalty at all or recommend anybody else wasting there time. I am shocked and appalled, also fed up.i personally will not be bothering with their rude booking staff again.

I went here on Saturday night just gone for a family function and was somewhat disappointed with my experience.
To start off the relative who booked the tables booked the whole "upper" level of the bistro as we had a large group for 3 birthday celebrations and wanted to be able to spread out comfortably and this was not done for us. We were put at tables near the playground and only after a somewhat lengthy discussion with staff were we moved to where we had originally booked.
I ordered the 4 cheese gnocchi which was delicious and I couldn't fault however everyone around me seemed pretty disappointed with their meals.
Every steak at the table was cooked incorrectly - medium steaks were cooked rare, well done steaks were cooked even rarer and when my partner took ...read more

Went to the kealba hotel for the first time last night. First impressions, man this place is huge! It takes up a massive area, covered by some fairly large buildings. & heaps of car parks, which were almost full, go generally a good sign. When we got there the bistro was half full so I'm guessing the gaming areas must get the bulk of the patronage. Anyway, we were here to catch up with friends & let the kids play in what was a pretty good kids area, large, lots of equipment & a fairy princess painting faces, needless to say the kids had a great time! The menu was ok, standard pub fare. I went for a Parma special (wed & fri, additional parmas on offer, eg Hawaiian, Mexican, Italian etc for 15.90) Carly got the salmon & a cheese burger kids meal for Oscar. All in all the food was pretty good. I'd return , mainly because of the kids play area