Crocs

The fact that Crocs even exist still freaks me out.
That there are people I share this planet with who think they're ok and are actually mean enough to put their children in them, bothers me.
Surely, it's some form of emotional and psychological torture to wear anything so aesthetically displeasing? And no, I really don't care how comfortable they are!!
Anyway, if they're totallly your thing... you can find a whole store of them at Harbour Town... with people willing and happy to cater to your very unique and Croccy needs!
But please be careful on escalators!! Toes have been lost!!